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Early Bird Special: Good morning! The market is on the brink of collapse, Goldman Sachs rules the world, and traders are going to sleep at night dreaming of another recession because they see it as an opportunity to cash in.

Oh, did I say good morning? I meant STOCK UP ON CANNED GOODS morning.

[bbcnews.]

UPDATE: Yes Men: “We’ve never heard of Rastani. He isn’t a Yes Man. He’s a real trader who is, for one reason or another, being more honest than usual.”

People keep hating on this guy, I appreciate his honesty.

I just thought of something, by people taking their money out of the banks won’t they just contribute to a collapse?

idk, I’m not a scientist

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    One quick thing here. To paraphrase: anyone can and should make money from a downward market.
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    The most terrifyingly...scumbag I have ever seen. Watch this. It’s important.
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    aaaaand we’re fucked.
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    #he must have done a lot of cocaine that morning
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    “Governments don’t rule...world…be prepared
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